Quiz show host accused of burglary

Posted on   September 24, 2017

Sprint McDowell is suspected of burglary.

I once carried Sprint’s online game show in the blog post,   Running lingo quiz.   He treated me very rudely in another post,   I agree to an interview, and I get grilled.   Time heals and Sprint deserves my support. I did an online interview with him from his Los Angeles studio yesterday. Screen shots are added.

Jim:   Sprint, what happened?

Sprint:   Management is making things up to get rid of me. They said I stole lunches from the employee break room. I’m very angry.

Jim:   Did you steal them?

Sprint: No. I just took a few bites and put them back.

Jim:   That’s shabby, Sprint, but it’s certainly not burglary.

Sprint:   I’ll say! Management asked last month if I’d consider retiring. I said no way. Now this accusation comes up.

Jim: I also hear they think you’re over the hill.

Sprint:   You hit the head of a nail, Jim.

Jim:   The phrase is usually put,   you hit the nail on the head.

Sprint:   Whatever. Race to Win is the No 1 quiz show for runners because I’m the greatest host ever.

Jim:   Sprint, did you recently message racy photos of yourself to a woman?

Sprint:   What? I’m shocked and disgusted! In no shapes, forms or waves would I ever do that.

Jim:   The phrase goes,   in no way, shape or form.

Sprint:   I have a phrase for you, Jim – down with gutter mouths! Your accusation sickens me.

Jim:   Isn’t her name Catherine, and she lives in The Philippines?

Sprint:   My God! How did you find out?

Jim:   This is so sad, Sprint. Why would you do something like that?

Sprint:   I was…you know…trying to entice her.

Jim:   How’d that work out?

Sprint:   She blocked me.

Jim:   Okay, Sprint, let’s move on. I want to post a photo of the new host. I’m told it’s a done deal. She’s a talented, engaging personality who’ll make fans rave. And I know her because we both run with the Flying Irish Running Group here in Spokane. Her name is Becky Alcala.

Sprint:   Jim, who’s side are you on?

Jim:   Not yours, Sprint. This change should have happened long ago. Becky will raise   Race to Win   out of the fog and into the stratosphere. I salute her.

Sprint:   Waaaaaaaa….waaaaaaaaa.